So nobody from my family is home, so I decided to have my fwb over. The sex was great, but halfway through the doorbell rings. I scramble to get my clothes on, run down the stairs, and answer it. Turns out I opened up the door to two little old ladies from some crazy Baptist church. They asked me…

Apr 18 12:32 with 114 notes
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So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.


Apr 18 12:31 with 111,142 notes


Lets kiss in the moonlight,
Under the water,
Rolling around the floor,
Standing on a mountain,
Beneath the bed sheets,
Next to the bus stop,
In our friends bathroom,
On top of school desks,
In the car as we are bumping along.
Kiss me please,
And don’t stop till I let you go.

Apr 18 12:27 with 147 notes
When you argue with someone and they keep on repeating the same point



Apr 18 12:26 with 9,119 notes



they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

Apr 18 12:25 with 376,432 notes





zac efron came out as bisexual??? I bet corbin bleu him

WHAT?!?!?? When???

during high school musical 2

Apr 18 12:08 with 209,226 notes





Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

(Source: schnephanie)

Apr 18 12:07 with 473,701 notes
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